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Bedbeard's Revenge

Bedbeard’s Revenge begins a year after the first game , and unfolds in the town after it has come under the control of Excelsior Virtual Intelligence Labs and their incompetent and occasionally dangerous Cybernetic An…

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Bedbeard’s Revenge begins a year after the first game , and unfolds in the town after it has come under the control of Excelsior Virtual Intelligence Labs and their incompetent and occasionally dangerous Cybernetic Anthrobots .

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    Bedbeard’s Revenge begins a year after the first game , and unfolds in the town after it has come under the control of Excelsior Virtual Intelligence Labs and their incompetent and occasionally dangerous Cybernetic Anthrobots . Explore a large and lively world full of new characters to meet and familiar friends to see in this laugh-out-loud parody of artificial intelligence and the arrogance of big tech.

    • Crank: Required
    • Tilt: Used
    • Microphone: Not used

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    At Excelsior Virtual Intelligence Labs , we're leveraging innovative and evolutionary solutions to bring you tomorrow, today. Features The game auto-saves as you play. Four local player profiles, each with their own saves. 114 total points to be had. Find them all! Dying doesn't matter and is part of the fun! A journal that keeps track of all the dialog you've seen in case you miss anything. An in-game map so you don't get lost. Even more things to sit on. Useful keys? Absolutely not. Controls A Button : Interact with things when you see the exclamation point over your head. B Button : Open your inventory. D-Pad : Move around the world. Double-tap to auto-walk in any direction. Crank : Used for scrolling and in a few mini-games. Credits Everything : S.G. Chipman With thanks to : Clara, Emre, Kate, Arisa, Rae, Dylan, Bill, Don, Nick & Panic. © 2026 Scenic Route Software

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    This game uses the A, B and D-Pad buttons. You can double-tap a D-Pad button to auto-walk in any direction. The crank and the accelerometer are required for several mini games.

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                1. 1 Buizy 307
                2. 2 0785859254265758 216
                3. 3 4802139649423168 121
                4. 4 M.Trenz 113
                5. 5 Mr.Wiggles 106
                6. 6 5645563612492289 92
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                8. 8 RoCKyRacOON1997 82
                9. 9 Swip_the_Swatch 80
                10. 10 attackslug 79

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                Age note: We think this game is appropriate for everyone, though it does feature cartoon violence and light adult humor.

                AI: This game's developer created it without the use of generative AI.