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Pizza Patrol
The world has fallen into ruin following the PIZZAPOCALYPSE , making pizza the Earth's rarest commodity.
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Description
The world has fallen into ruin following the PIZZAPOCALYPSE , making pizza the Earth's rarest commodity. You, like your father before you, are a PIZZA RUNNER — a wasteland delivery driver navigating a gauntlet of bandits and hazards in an auto-scrolling, cannon-mounted van. Survive to reach outposts, where you can spend your hard-earned delivery tips on vehicle upgrades. Bulk up to outrun and outgun the enemies on your route, or hoard your cash to climb the global Point A Pizzeria Employee Leaderboards. Features: Fluid 50 FPS Action : Experience silky-smooth performance paired with crisp, high-contrast visuals. 15 Intense Stages : Navigate 3 increasingly difficult days. Will you survive the week? Global Scoreboards : Compete against other Pizza Runners worldwide via full Catalog network leaderboard integration. Tailored Controls : Fully supports both D-pad and Crank playstyles.
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- Tilt: Not used
- Microphone: Not used
Credits
Code & Game Design: Marcus Trapp Logo & Marketing Design: Dan Mafra Music: Holizna & Fonkdongo Sound Effects: Juhani Junkala
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This game offers both "D-pad+Buttons" and "D-pad+Crank" control schemes depending on your preference and comfort. Settings are provided to adjust rotation speed, toggle music, toggle visual effects (screen shake, screen flash, particle effects), and to lock the frame rate at 30fps for reduced visual intensity or lower performance devices. Audio effects and cues are not essential to play the game. Quick reflexes are required to play at higher levels.
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Top Employees: Monday
- 1 Captain_Sausage 163
- 2 citizentrapp 124
- 3 RubyRoid 114
- 4 BigRicEnergy 94
- 5 Buizy 93
- 6 Bullitt_Jim 90
- 7 AlanCooke 80
- 8 2237096772705609 76
- 9 Vasco1782 72
- 10 butarou 68
Top Employees: Wednesday
- 1 citizentrapp 187
- 2 Captain_Sausage 149
- 3 RubyRoid 147
- 4 butarou 142
- 5 3569678269014404 138
- 6 Bullitt_Jim 122
- 7 Vasco1782 106
- 8 MaverickHorn 97
- 9 bcp 97
- 10 Terrducken 95
Top Employees: Friday
- 1 citizentrapp 147
- 2 RubyRoid 121
- 3 Terrducken 110
- 4 grownup_energy 79
- 5 3569678269014404 70
Age note: This game includes outlandish, arcade-style depictions of vehicle-on-vehicle violence. It features no blood or gore, only pixelated vehicular explosions.
AI: This game's developer created it without the use of generative AI.